The Great Cuppie Depression.

I have issues...I know this...I have one particular issue that has to do with my cups. I have a fondness for styrofoam cups...big ones. It has become so very "issuish" that I have trouble getting the correct amount of fluids lately if my cup is not available. Since about two weeks ago it has become difficult for me...I have run into a series of problems that have rendered my cuppies scarce.

My favorite convenience store was sold, the new owners have changed from my cuppie to the flimsy paper ones. The second to last one I bought there was tossed into the trash by a very well intentioned person yet still I was cuppieless. The very last one I bought there was seeping rather quicker than usual. Since then I have been on a cuppie hunt. I finally found a place but unfortunately they only sell Diet Pepsi......guess I can't be toooo picky! So yesterday...the 4th of July I buy one and happily sit sipping my second cuppieful of my water/tea mix when what do you know!?!? I flippin' drop it! I am so upset that I can only just sit there while my water/tea dribbles out the bottom and sip as quickly as possible so as to get as much enjoyment as possible out of my poor mangled cuppie before it is empty. Finally today...I go back to the store and get myself another cuppie and as I pull the lever to open the door to my car I realize it is locked...I search for the keys...not in my pockets or purse...and ever so dreadfully look at the ignition and there they are. I had to walk home...get the other set and walk back but I got my freakin cuppie damn it!! And I am gonna wrap it in duct tape to protect it from seepage, breakage and the garbage!!!

There folks is my tale of the Great Cuppie Depression...which is hopefully over!

C