Dogs...or something approaching that description.

I saw a girl today with one of those little yappy dogs that girls are carrying around now a days. You know the ones, in a little carrier or bag, they just sit there looking around kinda startled like...totally a fad and some sort of status symbol. I just don't get it...but it started me thinking... What is going to happen to these dogs when the fad is over??? Will there be a new misfit island..."The Island of Unstylish Dogs" If little shaky nervous dogs are in style now...what is next? I had considered ferrets...but they would bite and while funny to watch the little girl owners would found a new island for "Bitey Ferrets" faster than you can say, "They're biting the stupid gits!" I also thought maybe hairless cats but they are ugly and no fads surround anything ugly...unless you count the dogs of course. Gerbils are out because of their tendency to be found in the colons of those on the more extreme side of sexually adventurous. Cats would not put up with being held for so damn long, riding in cars and they have very sharp claws. So that leaves what? Maybe baby mice...they are cute...and if you raise them from little babies they might not bite...they love to be held, if they are used to it...hmmm...we will see!